Burr’s Pistol
a euphemism for aaron burr’s p-n-s.
renee: burr’s pistol is so much better than nelson’s column.
keegan: oh my god, renee. stop tripping, girl. nelson’s column is bigger and stronger than burr’s pistol.
renee: burr’s pistol is much more accurate and never misses a shot.
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