Burt Reyonalds
step 1. have your chick shave your back or her p-ssy. step 2. take hair in hand and f-ck your girl doggie. step 3. right b4 c-mming pullout. step 4. flip over your b-tch and blow on her upper lip. step 5. smear back or pubic hair on her upper lip. the result is a burt reyonalds authenticate immitation mustache.
after shaving last night i gave my b-tch a mustache like burt reyonalds
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