bus skunk
when a tramp bords the bus then the bus starts to stink all of a sudden dosnt have to be a tramp
bus skunk bords bus……p-ssenger 1:covers z nose……p-ssenger 2: opens z bus windows……p-ssenger 3 :moves seat …….p-ssenger 4: sprays z purfume in direction of the z skunk in question….z skunk in question falls asleep
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