busfucked

to get stuck behind a school bus that’s making way too many stops usually when you’re already running late to work or to catch a train
i’m sorry i’m late boss but i got busf-cked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.

dude, we’ve been busf-cked for over 20 minutes. i’m thinking about running over the next f-cking kid that gets on that d-mn bus. i’m sure the judge will understand.

bro i got busf-cked and missed my train so i’m gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.
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to get screwed in some way while taking the bus. examples include: the bus being late, standing out in the rain/snow/cold, having a sh-tty driver, having someone talk your ear off/-ssault you, getting sick later because someone sneezed all over you, etcetera.
“what took you so long getting to work?”
“oh, you know, m-ss transit- i got busf-cked.”
when you are driving and get stuck in the right lane behind a city bus while the rest of traffic flows freely in the left lane.
i got bus f-cked and had to wait at the red light!!!
it’s a derivative of “throwing someone under the bus”. but, it’s harsher, deeper, and more direct.

you can accidentally throw someone under the bus. but, bus f-cking someone is on purpose.
bill: dude, you threw bob under the bus in the sales meeting today because we didn’t hit goal.

ted: i didn’t throw him under the bus. i hate that -sshole. i bus f-cked him, right to the bosses face!
3 or more buses entering an establishment in quick succession.
look burger king is getting bus f-cked right now, lets go to mcdonald’s.
when you have the worse possible luck imaginable catching your bus or busses.
sorry i’m late! i missed my bus by mere seconds, then the next one didn’t show, then the one after that was ten minutes late! i got totally bus f-cked.
when you see tons of busses going the opposite way you’re going and you end up waiting forever for a bus.

however, the ending “f-cked” is also interchangeable with random words like:
leaf f-cked, wind f-cked, street f-cked, etc.

basically it’s when you get f-cked over. not f-ck f-ck, but f-cked over.
“we just got bus f-cked!”
“sh-t! the wind is so strong. we just got wind f-cked!”