Bush Like Reflexes
a play on “cat like reflexes” but only when ducking out of the way when someone throws something at you. based on the incident of when the iraqi reporter threw his shoes at bush.
chris threw a nerf dart at my face and i ducked out of the way at the last second and said:
good thing i have “bush like reflexes”
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