bushman’s toothpaste
s-m-n, c-m, male -j-c-l-t-, etc. derived from the days when toothpaste was not as freely available and a ‘bushman’ (australian outback adventurer) had to rely on his own supply.
example 1: i’ve been stuck in the bush for the last 3 weeks and had to rely on the ol’ bushman’s toothpaste to get by.
example 2: she was gobblin my kn-b and i gave her a squirt of the ol’ bushman’s toothpaste.
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