Business Coke
a diet c-ke that is drank in a corporate environment for the purpose of improving efficiency. business c-kes must be consumed when wearing at least business casual, and in cancer-inducing quant-ties.
“got a lot to do today?”
“i did, but i just shotgunned four business c-kes. this sh-t is pringles.”
“i’m sorry, you’re going to have to quit your job in investment banking. you have business c-ke-induced cancer. business cancer.”
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