Business Nap


the act of taking a nap, hidden from your boss/supervisor or teacher.

it is noted for it’s shortness in length, and overall high quality of rest.

also to be noted, is that it generally looks like the employee/student is fully awake/alert and doing their job.
“dude, i got home from that party at 5, and went in to work at 7”

“how in the f-ck did you make it through johnson’s powerpoint?”

“easy, i took a business nap when he turned the lights off”

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