business speak


the way everyone speaks nowadays when they dont want to cause offence.

what you think: jeeez you are f-cking p-ssing me off

business speak: i am sorry but this is silly and i feel offended.

what you think: this cheeky c-nt needs a good kicking in

business speak: i am sorry but you are being rude and i am afraid i going to have to take further action. this is not a threat im just telling you like it is.
when talking business speak it is essential you maintain a low, uncaring, monotonous voice and never let yourself become emotional.

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