businessfuck


a male or female who takes some type of m-ss transit into nyc to work and wears business gear. males tend to undo their tie upon departing work. females tend to let their hair down upon departing work. both tend to complain about the nj transit bus/train schedule on the reg. both like to pretend they know so much about “the city” and show up to happy hours wearing their businessf-ck gear.
checkout that yuppie businessf-ck standing in line waiting to order his pumpkin spiced latte at starbucks. credit goes to marc for this one.

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