busy tool
the act of holding something, anything, work related in your hand when there is nothing to do so it appears to the boss that you are working hard or got something to do.
dude: “hey dude, we got an hour til the truck gets here. p-ss me that roll of tape and that tape measurer quick. the boss is coming and i need my busy tool.”
boss: ” i need a volunteer to go clean up some puke. you. standing there not looking busy, let”s go.
dude #2: “i f-cking hate you dude.
Read Also:
- Fug it
another phrase for “f-ck it”. when you are not mad enough to say f-ck it or when you just dont give a f-ck. idgaf, fug it. oh sh-t, my hooker girlfriend just b-tch slapped me!!! ima let her pimp slap my -ss next time, fug it. whatever; i don’t care; who cares “dude, i think […]
- Bacardio
an excercise where you drink 5 rum and c-kes in 20 minutes. dude, i’m in training for the alcoholympics. i just did 40 minutes of bacardio. do you wanna train with me tonight? the full workout is as follows: 5 sets/10 reps of 40 oz curls, 30 mins of bacardio, one toilet seat lid lift, […]
- Bacon of the Sea (BOTS)
a very large annoying woman typically found at the workplace who only works 4 out of every 60 minutes and spends the rest of her time bringing down other’s productivity. name is derived from her looking like a large sea mammal, hence the name sea bacon or bacon of the sea… d-mn dude, bacon of […]
- Fisk Yourself
to vigorously satisfy one’s self with an organic fruit or vegetable. last night my asda shopping was delivered and my bananas were so organic i just had to go fisk myself!! ugh, no levi i wont sleep with you! just go fisk yourself!
- Fionnuala
fionnuala, pr-nounced (fin-no-lã), is a gaelic name which has the meaning ‘white shoulder’. ‘fionn’ meaning ‘white’ or ‘fair’. if you have no clue on how to pr-nounce this name, you will most likey get it wrong. it can be a very beautiful name if the combination of letters are understood. in ireland penelope can be […]