but firsted
this is a result of being delayed in starting a ch-r-, errand, task, etc because something else has to be completed first.
rudy, i thought you were going to the store.
i am, “but first” i have to make the grocery list.
i was going to clean up the shop; however i got “but firsted” because the shop light was burned out and i had to change the bulb.
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