but it has Windows Vista!


quite possibly the worst way to describe your computer’s screen.

originates from gamefaqs’ random insanity board, where a staples employee tells the story of a moronic woman who understands nothing about computers.
kloo shanko: “ma’am, the operating system doesn’t affect the size of the screen.”
customer: “but it has windows vista!”
kloo shanko: “like i said, that doesn’t affect anything, ma’am.”

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