But wait, did Adolph hit her?
a clever saying that rhymes with “adolph hitler”.
“have you ever met adolph’s wife?”
“no, but i’ve seen her pictures on facebook, she had this fat bruise.”
“but wait, did adolph hit her?”
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a picture of a female undercarriage featuring a v-lv- and -n-s aligned to resemble an exclamation mark/point made flesh. especially relevant when referring to unexpected genital nudity in an incongruous surrounding. i just googled for an image of a curved shadow and got a fleshclamation mark. that ain’t moderate. delete history!
- halfiversary
a couple’s 6 month anniversary (similar to a half birthday). prem and becky got married on july 11th, so they celebrated their halfiversary on january 11th.
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- P.A.I.D.S.
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- Buxin out
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