Butler

a word describing someone who is especially tight with money. he will never, for example, buy you a drink first, and when he buys you one back he will only buy you one of equal or less value.
matt: i was 50p short for a drink, and steve wouldn’t give it to me
phil: what a butler
a c-cktail which consists of belvidere vodka (taken from mr. belvidere the tv show) and tonic. usually served on the rocks.
bartender: what can i get for you?
customer: yes, i’ll take a butler on the rocks.
a man who looks after all the needs of your very own manservant. or someone who lives up someone elses -rs-hole.
“i haven’t seen much of paul since he became andrew’s butler!”
butler university is a small, private university located in indianapolis, in. somewhat highly selective and has a very good reputation around indiana. great pharmacy program. overall, pretty decent school.
if you want to be a pharmacist go to butler
the most amazing guy ever, he’s really good looking and has a bunch of friends. he’s super nice and caring. he’s the absolute best!
“wow, you know butler?”
“doesn’t everybody?!”
a unit of measure indicating the amount of cannabis required for one joint – a “spliffs-worth”. which is a term not unlike the name of a butler.

the phrase originated in bristol in the u.k. and has now penetrated the vocabulary of much of the u.k.’s cannabis-smoking population. there are some reports indicating the term may be being used in the u.s.a.
“excuse mate, any chance of getting a butler off you?”
q”how much weed have you got left?”
a”a couple of butlers”
n. the butler inhabits the land west of charlotte, nc. it roams the land while singing lyrics to awful songs by 80’s hair metal bands. the butler has a ridiculous mullet and an insatiable love of p-rnography. it answers to the names butler, sl-tler, b-tt-b-tt, b-ttsl-t, and pedophile.
hey, are you guys going to lincolnton? if so, beware! the butler may be lurking!