Butt Baby

a child that is concieved by -n-l s-x.
gestation occurs in the lower intestine and the baby is born through the -n-l sphincter which dilates (to up to a foot) in diameter for this purpose.
i always thought -n-l s-x was the most reliable form of contraception until i got pregnant with a b-tt baby and contracted herpes.
the aftermath of a furious session of b-tt s-x, b-tt babies are the resultant mix of sh-t and c-m that is ejected from the recipient’s -sshole at their next dump.
after taking d-ck in the -ss, mattia delivered a healthy 1lb. b-tt baby the next time he went to the restroom.
b-tt babies is a term used mainly by h-m-s-xual men to tell another man that they would like them to -j-c-l-t- in their b-tt.
durk: i want you to f-ck my -ss.
lewis: i want you c-m in your -ss!
durk: lets make b-tt babies together!!!
this refers to a broad category of mentally or physically deformed individuals. unfortunately for these people, they were conceived after s-m-n seeped from their respective mother’s -n-ses into their v-g-n-s after -n-l s-x. this mixture of fecal matter and sperm, that fertilized their mother’s eggs, often produced ghoulish offspring that are genetically predisposed to being very unattractive or educationally inept.
one could say that they p-ssed a short bus full of b-tt-babies on their home from work or that they saw the maturing process of a b-tt-baby by watching “texas chainsaw m-ssacre: the beginning”.
a person conceived via -n-l s-x as opposed to v-g-n-l s-x that is as a result hideously disfigured to the point of heinousness.
phil is a b-ttbaby and he therefore is f-cked up looking.
1)a baby which has been either concieved due to -n-l s-x or has been born through the -n-l p-ssage as opposed to the v-g-n-. usually resembles a faeces covered fetus.

2)an insult directed at people who enjoy r-ct-ms and their function.
1)”thomas was a b-tt baby, he was born out of a smelly -n-s.”
2)”thomas is such a b-tt baby, look at the way he acts around r-ct-ms.”
noun; when a man takes a sh-t so big that it stretches out his -sshole. the result is a very large stool that could be the size of a small child.
man 1, “i took the hugest sh-t ever just now!”

man 2, “how big was it?”

man 1, “it was a b-tt baby!”

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