butt bandit
a small asian man who runs around and pulls his pants down and puts his -ss on things. as he does this he then proceeds to yell out the name of the object in which his b-tt cheeks are grazing.
“ahh my -ss un key boad”
“ahh my -ss un yo compua”
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a closet h-m-s-xual male who had s-x with females but will attempt to slip into her r-ct-m pretending not to know he has done it.
an openly h-m-s-xual male who is always in search of an available b-tthole.
a pervert who loves the feel, taste and smell of a b-tthole.
a predator who rapes -n-lly.
-ss f-cker.
“watch your -sses boys, the b-tt bandit is back in town.
a person who steals cigarette b-tts out of public ashtrays and smokes them. they are usually very sneaky and attempt to do it when no one is watching to avoid the embarr-ssment of being caught doing something so profoundly disgusting. b-tt bandits are usually the very poor and the underage.
i remember i left a half smoked cigarette in the ashtray outside of work on my last break and now it’s gone. it must have been stolen by a b-tt bandit.
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