Butt Beast
wild animal who has a highly tuned sense of smell that is dedicated to the scent of the human b-tt. the b-tt beast feeds solely on the human b-tt, and generally lives alone, but sometimes hunts in packs of 10 to 20 other b-tt beats. normally one b-tt beast can bring down a full grown human, but some humans are just plain fat and this is when the b-tt beasts will work together.
b-tt beasts enter a feeding frenzy when feeding or hunting b-tt, this is similar to the feeding frenzy that sharks experience.
the only know enemy of the b-tt beast is an alicia, the alicia is a striped animal that also loves human b-tt. the alica and the b-tt beast sometimes have territorial battles to the death.
guy1- “dude did you hear that?”
guy2- “what?”
guy1- “i heard a fart noise, did you fart?”
guy2- “no i did not fart”
guy1- “oh no!”
guy2- “what?”
guy1- “run! a b-tt beast is following us!”
a vicious drooling beast residing in gaywood, king’s lynn, s. england. thought by many to be mythical, the evil f-ggot creature leaves its lair by night to stalk the streets of norwich. many an unsuspecting stranger has been caught unawares and savagely -ss-raped by this mindless demon. the folk of norwich tie garlic over their doors to ward off this enemy of all things heteros-xual…….
the folk of norwich fled when they heard the b-ttbeast’s lurching approach…….
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