Butt blunt
the left over remnants of a miss aimed wipe after taking a cr-p. where the front edge of the tp gets caught between the sticky moist surface of you inner -ss crack and the wipeing motion of you dominant sh-t cleaning hand. then breaks off lodging itself in between your b-tt cheeks, only to be deployed at an embarr-ssing momment (e.g, droping your pants in a public restroom, gaping your -ss in the doggystle position, or playing trickery on a tsa officer as they spread you for inspection and they think they have a winner)
i just found a b-tt blunt on the floor of the bathroom at work
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