BUTT BOOKING
when you sit on your phone and accidentally start posting on facebook.
dude, what is all this nonsense on my wall? were you b-tt booking me again?
i can’t believe i b-tt booked my ex-girlfriend, now she thinks i’m stalking her.
the act of accidentally posting a nonsense message to facebook by sitting on your phone.
a typical b-ttbooking update:
joe shmoe: lll,,ll,;;..
2 hours ago via facebook for blackberry
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