butt brisket
a term used to define a particularly large and/or volatile bowel movement. b-tt briskets are almost always preceded by several minutes or even hours of intestinal noises. sometimes the b-tt brisket is so large that you can actually feel it as it move through your intestines.
when the b-tt brisket reaches your r-ct-m, it causes the feeling that you are about to uncontrollably sh-t your pants and forces you to find the nearest toilet, coffee can, bush, etc.
b-tt briskets often come out in the form of explosive diarrhea and are sometimes accompanied by jalepeno -sshole.
note: not to be confused with b-tt biscuit
i got a big ol’ beefy b-tt brisket brewing.
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