butt bruise
when you get a bruise on your b-tt form -n-l.
man 1: hey bro is your b-tt bruised? man 2: ummm no!!!! man1: well your boyfriend has good aim.
1.when the cheeks of your b-tt are sore after riding your bike too long
2. when some -sshole charliehorses your -sscheek.
“aww, dude, that guy just gave me one h-lluva b-tt bruise.”
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