butt crusty
crusted poo that stays in your b-tt and itches a lot
i didn’t clean my b-tt well after having explosive diarrea, and now i have a bad case of b-tt crusties.
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tiny pieces of feces that reside on the hairs in between your b-tt cheeks.
try as i might, the b-tt crusties could not be removed by wiping. time for a shower.
the tiny specs of crunchy looking b-lls of sweaty dirt that fall off on to the back rim of the toilet seat, from just above your -ss crack. similar to dingle berries, these crusty little dustings collect usually after wiping occurs.
“mom, michael left b-tt crusties on the back of the toliet seat again”.
something tim german suffers from each and every day due to his lack of -n-l cleanliness…
i saw them one day. they were bleeding.
a condition suffered from by ben anderson, especially after a wedgie has caused -n-l bleeding.
after my brother gave him a wedgie, his b-tt crusties were even more unbearable.
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