Butt-Fucked in the Face
to have served, for at least two years, on active duty, at minot air force base, as a security forces member.
or
to be so brutally and forwardly ‘f-cked over’ by another person or persons that your face is no longer your face, but your -ss.
“hey, didn’t you serve up in minot at minot air force base?”
“yeah, i was b-tt-f-cked in the face for three years.”
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