butt glue
when one pulls aside a girl’s panties, ejactulates on her -ss, readjusts the panties, then slaps the -ss to keep panties in place. used to -ssert male dominance over the female and prevent wedgies.
did you hear about what kush did to that ho in the broom closet? he totally b-tt glued her.
paste that forms in the crack of one’s b-ttocks when strenuous physical activity has taken place in extreme heat; usually after a few days of not bathing.
after 3 days of summer camping, i had some serious b-tt glue going on.
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