Butt gobble
to “b-tt gobble” or b-tt gobbling is the act of spreading your partner’s -ss cheeks to reveal their -n-s. the one spreading the cheeks then proceeds to lick and nibble the presented hole in an aggressive manner. after an extended period of tongue-punching the fartbox, your partner’s -ss sphincter will relax and methane gas will pour out of the gates. the lucky b-tt spreader will then have the pleasure of gobbling the highly concentrated dose of grade a smug.
meat castle #1: will you allow me the pleasure of appeasing the g-ds by letting me b-tt gobble you?
meat castle #2: sure, i’ll post up on this chair so you’ll have the best plan of attack.
-20 minutes later-
meat castle #2: nice b-tt gobbling, i’m ready to blow!
meat castle #1: thanks for letting dine on your t-rd cloud.
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