Butt Gorilla
the b-tt gorilla is a nocturnal primate who climbs into young boy’s windows at nite, and commences to have b-tt-secks with them. his voice sounds eerily like…your dad’s.
boy: “dad, i had a nightmare that a man in a gorilla suit humped my b-tt. and it really hurts!”
dad (with a twinkle in his eye): “oh, that ol b-tt gorilla must’ve visited you last night! now hurry up and put this dress on!”
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