Butt-Gum
derived from the common scenario in which a pack of gum resides in one’s pants pocket longer than the date of the initial purchase. as time p-sses, the buyer of the gum will unknowingly wind up sitting on the pack, resulting in the individual pieces of gum becoming mushy and difficult to unwrap.
jonas: wow, that dinner was off the hook. (pulls out gum) anyone care to freshen up with a piece of gum?
melvin: no thanks, chief. you bought that gum at last weekend’s mixer event. that is clearly b-tt-gum.
or
donald: hey friend, care to try this new flavor of gum i got?
patrick: hmm… i dunno, that looks like it could be b-tt-gum.
donald: nah, don’t worry, i just bought it today.
1 more definition
when you make the lighthearted folly of p-ssing out drunk after popping a new piece of gum. and when you wake up its all over your b-tt and sheets.
oh look there’s allison. she has b-tt gum.
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