Butt hose
adjective: 1. to get cheated or taken advantage of over something that is out of one’s control
2. to feel taken advantage of in an under-handed, immoral way
3. to get completely drunk and then expel the remainders by means of explosive diarrhea the next day.
4. someone who is sodomized by either a p-n-s or a foreign object to such a degree that it tears the lining of the -n-s.
b-tt hose; b-tt hosed,
noun: a hose that is inserted into the -n-s in order to give a colon cleanse.
dude, i got totally b-tt hosed today man. my car was parked within the lines of the street where it was legal to park, and that c-ck-sucker meter maid wrote me a $100 ticket anyways!
did you see that drunk sl-t get b-tt hosed by that dude last night in our living room?! there was blood everywhere!!
the dallas cowboys got b-tt hosed by the minnesota vikings in the game the other night: a complete blow-out. wasn’t that f-cking hilarious to watch?!
i got completely c-cked last night off of a liter or rum and jerked off in the bushes. awesome times no doubt, but my gut is rocked today. i totally b-tt hosed the toilet this morning and there’s sh-t everywhere!
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