Butt Mist
a fine unintentional splurge/spray of dark fecal liquid emitted from the -n-l cavity within five seconds of having sneezed. usually lingers as a visible smokey vapor for a short time. also known as b-tt fog.
avoid the those grapes, they’ll give you some mega b-tt mist. try the green ones over there.
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- Emotition  a word that was made up when i was drunk……… pr-nounced emo-t-t-i-on obviously it means emotion your so f-cking emot-tial 
- Butt noodle  sh-t,dump,terd “i ate a carne asada burrito and had to make a m-ssive b-tt noodle. it was nice and al dente” a loser or someone that is rude… just like saying buuthead gosh your such a b-ttnoodle! 
- Butt Numbies  the act of putting cocaine in ones inner r-ct-m. causeing numbness. i gave my cat a b-tt numby! or b-tt numbies are my cats favorite! 
- cank-abuse  vitriolic comments concerning the quality of one’s cankles. “your cankles are f-cking gross, dude.” “hey. that’s cank-abuse.” 
- buttsexmanship  the quality of one’s ability to perform and/or recieve -n-l s-x. ronny would have made it through the boot camp for future p-rn stars, but he recieved very poor marks in b-tts-xmanship and was ejected from their program. 
