Butt Mustard
the greasy residue left in your underwear.
the tangy yellow spread secreted from the -n-s during copulation – often used as a spread on chicken sandwiches.
man, gimme some more of that b-tt mustard yo, my sandwich is dry.
the pasty by product of a long days work, and a bad wipe job after a long night of drinking beer and eating too many hotdogs.
hey, look at the back of your pants, looks like you have a bit of b-tt mustard there.
a fart that seeps out a little bit of liquid. similar to a shart, but much less solid. usually occurs after a heavy night of drinking.
when i farted, i thought it was okay, but then i felt the b-tt mustard squishing between my cheeks.
the mix off blood, c-m and sh-t that is often created during -n-l s-x. it’s dirty brownish yellow color and thick, soupy consistency resembles dijon mustard.
how am i ever going to get that b-tt mustard off of my sheets before my girlfriend gets home?!?!?!
the watery sound ketchup/mustard makes when squeezed from a bottle.
wow, mike, that really sounded like a fart. no, dude, it was b-tt mustard. i was putting ketchup on my burger.
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