butt-rocking
origin: “rock, my b-tt!” in reference to confirming that an object was a piece of pottery and not a rock.
abbr. = dtbr
also: act of rocking one’s b-tt.
certain rules must be followed in order to achieve a successful b-tt-rocking.
1. the first rule of b-tt-rocking: you cannot talk about b-tt-rocking.. think fight club.
2. mandarin, spanish and british accents are the only acceptable forms of verbal communication.
3. one signifies availability for b-tt-rocking by uttering “suns out!” b-tt-rocking can only commence when a response of “guns out!” is reciprocated.
4. in extreme cases, b-tt-rocking may escalate to buck-rocking.
5. jazz (pr-nounced “yazz”) flute must be playing whilst b-tt-rocking.
6. heavy metal is played only when an escalation to buck-rocking is imminent.
7. “scooping” is allowed, but a spotter is required under the following circ-mstances: a) if the b-tt-rocking event is taking place above sea level, b) if partic-p-nts are of “rookie” or “amateur” status, and c) if attempting to b-tt-rock in bodies of water.
8. if below sea level, a spotter is not needed even if other conditions normally warrant one.
9. b-tt-rocking can only be performed in the cardinal directions north and/or south.
10. no blood no foul.. if you foul out 3 times you are suspended for a minimum of 7 days.
“hey man, were you b-tt-rocking last night?”
-“yeah man, it was below sea level. it was sweet!”
“aw sweet! so no spotter?”
-“nope!”
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