Butt Shingles
when after you get done taking a sh-t or farting extremely hard, it may cause b-tt shingles which are tiny pieces of p–p hanging off your -ss.
i just got done taking a sh-t, and there were some b-tt shingles hanging that wouldn’t come off!
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