Butt Smegma
the term “b-tt sm-gm-” dates back a few hundred years. b-tt sm-gm- is a cheesy-like curd that gathers between b-tt cheeks, where light cannot gather. it can be caused by hostile gases in a confined area, old lunch and moist hair. even bad news has been found to cause b-tt sm-gm-. this moist layer of tangible smell is salty to the taste and is not latex based. it cannot be washed off. it must be mechanically removed by a scr-ping action, such as the edge of a new credit card, driver’s license or well cared-for front teeth.
randy told kelly that the spot at the lower rear of his trousers looked like (say it with me) “b-tt sm-gm-“.
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