butt-towel
the towel somone uses to do that b-tt-flos thing to dry there b-tt. you never want to remember that the towel you just used was/could have been a b-tt-towel.
kid:(just gets out of shower)
kid:(begins drying off with towel)
kid:”wait…”
kid:(smells towel)
kid:”ahh! it my sisters b-tt-towel she used this morning!!!)
(ominous laughter heard)
a towel used by someone in their -ss crack. it can be somewhat clean and hygienic as in b-tt-towel, when used after a shower.
however, many males use a b-tt towel to clean the grit off their -n-s and ball sack, when they are too lazy to bathe more than once a week.
my girlfriend used a b-tt-towel right after her shower to dry off her cooch and b-tt crack. i would have used it on my face after that and not been offended at all by her sweet smell, but she immediately took it to the wash room and threw it in the washer.
mark is such a mongoloid. he’s almost 40 and still lives in his mom’s bas-m-nt. i don’t think he bathes often, which is one reason why he shaved his head and obtained a b-tt towel to wipe the sc-m and sweat off his sphincter and nut sack. what a f-cking groder.
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