Butt wisdom
noun.
knowledge or wisdom learned afterward, like hind sight is 20:20. it is the important advice that came out the back end.
man one: don’t do it. trust me it’s a bad purchase!
man two: shut up! you are just talking out of your -ss!
man one: ma! i’m for real! dropping some serious b-tt wisdom right here.
man two: oh. fo sho. if you’ve tried it then i trust you.
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