butt worms

n. worms, normally nocturnal in nature, that enter and exit through the -n-s
last night my b-tt worms peeked out to say h-llo.
sticking ones finger in the -n-s of another while they walk up the stairs. usually accompanied by a wiggling motion and shouting “b-tt worm!”
i was walking up the steps and my girlfriend totally b-tt wormed me!
a b-tt worm (or pinworm) is a parasite often found in feces, and the eggs can be spread about very easily upon contact. having b-tt worms often leads to itchy/crawly sensations
it’s a good thing i don’t work in the stables, i don’t wanna get any b-tt worms.
a recently discovered parasitical worm. closely related to heartworms in dogs, it lives similarly but in the r-ct-m of humans. where its habit of multiplying until there are so many worms they block p-ssage of stool, a necessary occurance for successful b-ttworm breeding. as the t-rds get jammed in the colon, the b-ttworm releases various rapid-acting enzymes and bacteria that rapidly turn the fudgepack directly into high pressure gas, often in seconds. the high pressure gas can be released in a lethal explosion capable of knocking individuals several feet off the ground. when that has happened, individuals caught unaware have been knocked out upon falling back awkwardly to the ground due to knocked senseless by the initial b-ttblast. the b-ttworm uses these -ss-ripping blasts to spread its airborne larvae. microscopic, it is breathed in. a brief rancid taste is the only sign this is happened. once in the body, the larval b-ttworms migrate to the r-ct-m to repeat the cycle anew.
jessica lay lifeless. her distended, exploded -n-s was all the medical investigator needed to determine she was yet another victim of the rapidly spreading b-ttworm.
a recently discovered parasitical worm. closely related to heartworms in dogs, it lives similarly but in the r-ct-m of humans. where its habit of multiplying until there are so many worms they block p-ssage of stool, a necessary occurance for successful b-ttworm breeding. as the t-rds get jammed in the colon, the b-ttworm releases various rapid-acting enzymes and bacteria that rapidly turn the fudgepack directly into high pressure gas, often in seconds. individuals caught unaware have been found stunned senseless by the sudden -ss-ripping blasts the b-ttworm uses to spread its airborne larvae. microscopic, it is breathed in and quickly migrates to the r-ct-m to repeat the cycle anew.
jessica lay lifeless. her distended, exploded -n-s was all the medical investigator needed to determine she was yet another victim of the rapidly spreading b-ttworm.
a recently discovered parasitical worm. closely related to heartworms in dogs, it lives similarly but in the r-ct-m of humans. where its habit of multiplying until there are so many worms they block p-ssage of stool, a necessary occurance for successful b-ttworm breeding. as the t-rds get jammed in the colon, the b-ttworm releases various rapid-acting enzymes and bacteria that rapidly turn the fudgepack directly into high pressure gas, often in seconds. individuals caught unaware have been found stunned senseless by the sudden -ss-ripping blasts the b-ttworm uses to spread its airborne larvae. microscopic, it is breathed in and quickly migrates to the r-ct-m to repeat the cycle anew.
jessica lay lifeless. her distended, exploded -n-s was all the medical investigator needed to determine she was yet another victim of the rapidly spreading b-ttworm.