Butt Zert
when you see or hear about something that is painful and you get kind of a “jolt” or a “surge” inside. this usually occurs in the “b-ttal” region.
1. oh, thanks a lot for describing how deeply you cut your finger! that totally gave me a b-tt zert!
2. i get a b-tt zert every time i see some testicular injury scene in a frat humor movie.
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