Butter Crotch

the pubic hair of a naturally blonde girl.
when i asked veronica if she was a natural blonde, she pulled down her pants and said “yup. i’m a b-tter crotch.”
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the blonde counterpart to a firecrotch: a word describing blonde pubic hair.
that one blonde girl who works the shift at subway with me? she doesn’t shave; she’s a full-blown b-ttercrotch.
b-ttercrotch is when you c-m inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the s-m-n’s viscosity thickens, much like churning b-tter.
grandma! i can’t sleep with the sound of your b-ttercrotch all night in the kitchen with papi!
b-ttercrotch is when you c-m inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the s-m-n’s viscosity thickens, much like churning b-tter.
mrs. smith invited me over for b-tter crotch cookies.
like ‘b-tter face’, but instead of a hot body with an ugly face, the person possesses exceptionally good looks but a small/not so good looking crotch. for men, common terms would be ‘pencil d-ck’ or ‘baby p-n-s’. women, terms like ‘blue waffle’ or the favorite ‘stink tuna’.
jake: dude, i swear amanda is so freakin’ hot! i’m really considering getting in bed with her tonight.

dave: ehh, yeah she’s good looking, but i wouldn’t bang. word is she’s a b-tter crotch.

jake: what?
dave: yep. her cl-toris looks like chewed up bubble gum. pretty sick man.
when you c-m inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the s-m-n’s viscosity thickens, much like churning b-tter.
jeff and gladys enjoyed b-ttercrotch immensely because of gladys’ grizzled v-g-n-.
when you c-m inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the s-m-n’s viscosity thickens, much like churning b-tter.
she’s hot for an old lady. she’s probably got some b-ttercrotch candies, too. sh-t’s delicious.