butter her muffin
b-tter her m-ffin:have s-x with her
from a cl-ssic line from the movie “weird science”. douchebag chet (bill paxton) checks out crazy hot lisa (kelly lebrock) and says he’d like to “b-tter her m-ffin”. this refers to finding her s-xually attractive and the desire to have s-xual intercourse with her. lisa then transforms chet into a pus spewing m-ssive t-rd-like creature. one of the greatest comeuppances that ever comeuppanced.
erik: man, kristjana is smokin’ hot
matt: she’s not bad.
erik: are you kidding!?!?! i’ve give my left nut to b-tter her m-ffin!
to place half a stick of b-tter in a girl’s v-g-n-, wait till it gets all melty, then eat her out and suck out all the b-tter. the the m-ffin b-tterer gives the lucky lady a rimjob and spits the b-tter into her -n-s, which is used as lubricant for b-ttery b-tt s-x.
he decided to b-tter her m-ffin in home ec. because they ran out of flour and couldn’t make cookies.
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