butter my blanket


alternative term for jacking off while under the covers.
jesse~ hey guys i’m getting ofline, i’m going to go b-tter my blanket!

derek~ eugh to!

dru~ there’s a snake in my boot!!
get a mug for your boyfriend georges.

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