butter my tulip
when a woman or man have freshly groomed their pubic area and left themselves a small patch or “garden of tulips” of pubic hair to be watered – or urinated on by one’s partner. squirting is also applicable in this situation.
rebecca’s boyfriend just got a brazilian wax, and he asked rebecca, “baby, would you b-tter my tulips?” in which she replied, “baby, i’ve been waiting all day for you to ask me.” rebecca b-ttered his tulips. oh yeah.
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