butter tits

when everything is good about a girl except her t-ts (but her t-ts) hence the b-ttert-ts.
johnny: dayum, that girl is f-ckin hot!
joe: no man, check it out, she’s a major b-ttert-ts.
johnny: ah, sh-t man. she’s got that smokin hiny, perfect face, too bad she’s as flat as a piece of paper.
n. pointed, pale breast found on young males. usually resembling a pre-p-b-scent girls t-ts.
today in gym i saw lunch box’s little pink b-tter t-ts.
a man or woman with disgusting, fat, floppy b–bs.
i can’t help that i’m over-weight

hey f-ckyou (b-tter t-ts), get out of my face!
what a girthy man is said to have when his br–sts bear the physical properties of warm b-tter.
holy f-ckb-lls! look at the b-ttert-ts on that motherf-cker! hey you need to get on a treadmill and melt away those b-ttert-ts!!!
1. adj. used to describe the shape and texture of ones t-ts. almost always used to describe any fat girls cleavage.

2. the extreme sag of the t-tty area, as if it were made of b-tter.
“i heard tessa has straight b-tter t-ts.”
“of course she does, she weighs about 403.”
“dammmmn”

“that hooker has the lumpiest b-tter t-ts i’ve ever seen, i could barely get head from her.”
but-her-t-ts.

refers to a girl who is fat and ugly; however, has really huge t-tties.

see b-tterface
guy 1: that girl is so ugly, and to top it off, she’s extremely fat.
guy 2: yeah, but her b–bs are nice.
guy 1: what a b-ttert-t.
used in reference almost exclusively to overweight persons, describing specifically ones “man b–bies”.

fatty deposits in the pectoral region of males, most always with 20% or higher body fat content. thus causing the look of two water balloons filled with b-tter. usually found on the lazy “x-box playing indoor kids” that now make up more than a third of the united states army’s active duty personnel. reports of b-tter t-ts are much higher in reserve and national guard army units. in civilian populations b-tter t-ts have evolved into “meaty knee high socks”. b-tter t-ts are caused by a lack of physical exercise, a high calorie diet consisting of short order line food and pog bait, and generally not being a good person.

word is commonly coupled with “thunder gut”, “fatty cakes”, “cupcake”, “goofy looking f-ggot”, and “chunk b-tt”.
“look at that fat f-ck! you’d better start running b-tter t-ts!”