Butter your lobster
for one to angle thine appendage so that it is pointing toward the v-g-n- as one -j-c-l-t-s slowly, therefore creating a cascading effect with seminal discharge upon the meaty flesh of said v-g-n-.
consuela: jorge, i’m so bored with our s-x life
jorge: well, what should we do?
consuela: let’s try something new.
jorge: well, you’ve never let me b-tter your lobster.
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