buttered toast
toast. with b-tter on it.
has nothing to do with periods or eating menstrual flow on toast.
popular catch phrase of ed from the cartoon “ed, edd & eddy”.
i had b-ttered toast and a fat rail of cocaine for breakfast this morning.
i like b-ttered toast with bit of grape jelly.
eddy: we need some dough!
edd: might i suggest a ingenious scheme?
(5 seconds pause)
ed: b-ttered toast!
toast, which is bread put inside a toaster covered in b-tter, which is made from milk. nothing else.
“hey you want some b-ttered toast?” asked jimmy.
“oh sure tom!” replied jimmy
masturbating next to a tanning bed with a girl in it. when she opens the lid unaware, immediately blow your load all over her.
lisa spends so much time at the tanning salon, we should find out when she goes so we can make some b-ttered toast.
its when you put period blood on toast and eat it. period blood is called b-tter because it kinda smells like b-tter.
as a dare my friend ate b-ttered toast, it was so hilarious!
its when you put period blood on toast and eat it. period blood is called b-tter because kinda smells like b-tter.
as a dare my friend ate b-ttered toast, it was so hilarious!
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