butterfly ass kiss


when somebody puts their eye as close to your -ss as they can and you fart into it.
guy: can you check to see if i have a hemorrhoid?
girl: i don’t see one
guy: look close i really think i have one (farts into girls eye)
girl: i’m going to get pinkeye from that b-tterfly -ss kiss!

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