Buttering

b-ttering is self serving behaviour.. in order to get your own way.
stop b-ttering me up.

no worries… i can b-tter him/her up anytime.
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when on the dancefloor in your local discotheque, grab two people of the opposite s-x and then have them rub up against you. one in front, one behind. voila – you have been b-ttered.
b-tter me up baby!
it’s the opposite of a roast. while people in a roasting event would gather up to make fun of a single person, a b-ttering event has people gather up to adore, praise, and talk good about that person. sometimes, it’s extended to include everyone, so that each person has a chance to receive a variety of compliments. you can’t talk bad about someone at a b-ttering event. the worst you can get to talking bad about someone is constructive criticism, guidence, and maybe a compliment sandwhich.
coworker 1: hey. have you heard that the coolerman and the boss were feeling sad lately

coworker 2: yeah. they were feeling underappreciated, lonely, and unconfident.

coworker 3: i have an idea! let’s have a b-ttering.

coworker 1 and coworker 2: that’s a great idea!

coworker 1: that way, they would feel more appreciated.

coworker 2: a b-ttering event sounds perfect!

– later that day.

all: surprise!!!

coolerman and the boss: this is so unexpected!

coworker 7: coolman is so awesome, he helped me with some paperwork

coworker 5: the boss is so cool, he gave me a day off when i was feeling sick.

coworker 8: coolman is so fantastic, he helped organize my daughter’s birthday party.

coworker 9: the boss and coolman are so cool, they’re indestructable!
ect.
the act of c-mming on a girl and then spreading with your p-n-s like you’re b-ttering bread.
mate, i well pulled this girl and i did some b-ttering on her chest.
the act of using b-tter for -n-l s-x lubricant. popularized by marlon brando in the movie, “last tango in paris”
after i b-ttered her up, i proceeded to penetrate her -n-ley with my erect p-n-s.
doing a 360 around your thumb with a pen, marker, pencil, or other writting utensil. although difficult to get down at first, it becomes second nature to b-tter around 7 times in a row.
english was slow today, so i was b-ttering with my pen for twenty minutes and got 15 in a row.