Butterthighs
one who slick-ricks around and tries to steal cr-p from wal-mart.
wal-mart greeter: “ok b-tterthighs, i’m callin’ security on you. samson! samson get down here right now! yeah, i gotta b-ttathighs over here an’ he’s tryin’ to steal some uno cards and a gallon of milk! and you know what, he stole on of my stickas! yeah, get down here right now samson!”
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