Buttery Crease
what happens when you can’t seem to wipe enough, especially after a long night of drinking.
symptoms include:
burning and itching
consistent need to go to the restroom and wipe
brown skid in your underwear
feeling like someone intentionally put grease between your b-tt cheeks
patient: “i can’t seem to shake this feeling doctor. i keep going to the bathroom and trying to clean myself but it doesn’t seem to work. a few minutes later, i am standing there again and it comes right back.”
doctor: “you are suffering from a b-ttery crease.”
or with your friends:
1st guy: “dude, why are you in the bathroom all the time?”
2nd guy: “i’ve got a b-ttery crease.”
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