Buttfingers
someone who scratches their -ss and then their fingers smell like sh-t
my husband has b-ttfingers after he scratches his -ss
to stick one’s finger up their own -ss while sleeping. then place that finger near their nose!
dude, it was hilarious! last night we got completely thrashed and b-tt fingered ronnie!
it is when a person takes their finger and inserts it into another persons or their own b-tthole. it can used in a s-xual sense or simply as a greeting to one of your friends. it is used when stimulating of the -n-s is necesary but you don’t want to get p–p on your d-ck.
adj. : hey b-ttfinger boy come over here.
verb. : yeah dude im totaly going to b-ttfinger her tonight.
when wiping ones -ss after a messy dump. you find that you got sh-te all over your finger.
“god d-mn it i just got serious b-tt finger from that sh-t.”
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